- The lawyer hopes you get in trouble.
- The doctor hopes you get sick.
- The teacher hopes you are born stupid.
- The police hopes you become a criminal.
- The landlord hopes that you dont build a house.
- The prostitute hopes you dont marry.
- The dentist hopes your teeth decay.
- The mechanic hopes your car breaks down.
- The coffin maker wants you dead.
- Only the thief wishes you prosperity in life.
Therefore hug a thief!