I know most people love the ocean but I hate it. Okay its more of a love – hate relationship. Oceans are like pools of death. A very large pool but still a pool. From tiny sea urchins to huge freaking sharks, all add up to pain and death. Then, there’s tsunamis. Why would I wan’t to be anywhere where I could drown when I sleep? Am sorry for all you ocean lovers, but come on, I can not be the only one. It might look all pretty and beautiful but like Beyonce says, Pretty hurts.