I don’t know why people keep asking me for relationship advice, since I ruin all of mine. Am kind of a relationship grim reaper. I end relationships, even those that are not mine. I actually bet about how long my friends relationships are going to last. I really need therapy or start drinking, cause this is messed up. Best relationship advice I can give is, DON’T ASK ME!!
Weird facts you don’t want to know but I’ll tell you anyway.