As a person who is kinda against marriage of course I have this list. If you are any of these people, no offense, it is just me an Jerry’s – my cricket adviser- stupid opinion.
- The lab technician you had to give you body fluids to for testing when you were sick. Medical procedures are not sexy. Two words, Explosive Diarrhea.
- Your gynecologist. Imagine after 30 years together, when you are old and – reality check – Saggy, he/she will be seeing younger women all the time. Plus, Viagra is cheap when your an old geezer and I don’t know what’s in the water nowadays but older men are HOT. You do not want to be caught up in such a situation.
- Your teacher. Do I have to explain this? He/She will always think they are smarter than you and that their job is way more important than yours, being that they mold young minds and all.[rolling my eyes – and I want to be a teacher 😛 ]
- Foreign exchange student/workmate. You just know they have a second family back in their home country.
- Well… Me! Hehehe! I have the attention span of gnat, am mildly disturbing, I talk to myself a lot, have imaginary pets and I made this list. Really, RUN! Cause am also addictive.
Well whaddya think? Do you have a list?
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