People You Should Never Marry…

28-cupidAs a person who is kinda against marriage of course I have this list. If you are any of these people, no offense, it is just me an Jerry’s – my cricket adviser- stupid opinion.

  1. The lab technician you had to give you body fluids to for testing when you were sick. Medical procedures are not sexy. Two words, Explosive Diarrhea.
  2. Your gynecologist. Imagine after 30 years together, when you are old and – reality check – Saggy, he/she will be seeing younger women all the time. Plus, Viagra is cheap when your an old geezer and I don’t know what’s in the water nowadays but older men are HOT. You do not want to be caught up in such a situation.
  3. Your teacher. Do I have to explain this? He/She will always think they are smarter than you and that their job is way more important than yours, being that they mold young minds and all.[rolling my eyes – and I want to be a teacher 😛 ]
  4. Foreign exchange student/workmate. You just know they have a second family back in their home country.
  5. Well… Me! Hehehe! I have the attention span of gnat, am mildly disturbing, I talk to myself a lot, have imaginary pets and I made this list. Really, RUN! Cause am also addictive.

Well whaddya think? Do you have a list?

Cici.

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Author: Cici

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