I was thinking of this cat yesterday as my shower tried to kill me, and I realized, cat’s hatred of water makes a lot of sense! Water is death and it tricks you into believing it gives you life. Then, when you least expect it, it stabs you in the back with the knife of deceit, and low and behold you are DEAD! Like a freaking dodo bird! We should all take cats seriously and avoid water, if only we could do that tongue bath thingie. It would be glorious!
Cici.
Purple Monday.
Cat lady wisdom…
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haha! My dog tries to get in, because he thinks it’s an everlasting supply of water. 😀
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Hahaha! Smart Dog! My cat once scratched the crap out of me when I was trying to wash her.
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Those cat scratches are painful! Maybe they make some bath kitten mittens?
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Or one of those bomb outfits! A full body suit, cause it got even my face and legs.
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Your cat sounds tough, Cici. My dog sits in the tub and gives that face like I’ve thrown away his favorite toy.
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My cat was evil. It used to poop in – not on but in- my mums bed. It would crawl into her blankets and poop. Kinda smart if you asked me.
Hehe maybe it wants a shower and you are denying it…
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That is pretty evil! My dog taking a shower made me laugh! I think I’ll have to buy him a shower cap. 😀
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Hahaha tell me you have like a poodle! That will just make my day!!
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No, not a poodle! lol I have a puggle. Crazy little dogs!
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I had to google what a puggle was. The first pic was of one looking so sad, like it was praying for a shower!
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hahaha! My dog looks sad when it wants food. He’s a con artist.
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Even I look sad when I want food. It gets you the best bits.
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Is that the secret? I’ll have to put on a sad face next time. I won’t get too sad, because I don’t want the waiter to sob all over my food. That would be bad.
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No just enough of sadness. I went for lunch today and I swear my chicken tasted better cause I had a headache so it was instant sad face.
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I don’t have a headache, but I can do a pretty good pouty face. I’ll try it and see how lunch goes. 🙂
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Tell your dog to train you, am sure it has it down to a marketable skill.
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