Ahh beauty…

I was reading a book blurb on Goodreads and my brain went into shock at this statement;

“a man who looks like Chris Hemsworth and Joe Manganiello’s love child”

Just think, if such a person existed.

myth creature

Mind Blown!!!

jenna marbles

If science was to bestow this gift to mankind I think it could end wars at least among the female population. It would be two women fighting each other then bam! a photo of this personification of gorgeous and they bond over the masterpiece! Objectification is such a nice thing when its not happening to you ๐Ÿ˜›


Hump Day.

Just cause I could!


Madonna in Kenya…


A week or so ago Madonna made her way to the land of beauty – Yeah, am still a little sensitive to being ranked the ugliest people in Africa – and wild beasts. Kenya the small country with a boatload of problems. She came on her humanitarian mission to raise awareness of charities and landed with the help of our beautiful First Lady Margret Kenyatta. The two went around the slum areas feeding the poor, cleaning up the sewage and you know all that goody stuff that make you look like mother Teresa. This, however, is not a post about the good they have done or disregarding the good things they did for that community but rather this one simple tweet…



So this isn’t the actual one that I wanted to post but its pretty close since I couldn’t find the original. Anyย  who, I don’t know if they were trying to imply we drink sewage water or what? But it could have been phrased better. Like I don’t know, don’t suggest that this is where we get our drinking water from. I get that our slum areas are not what you find in the states but its not like the colonies were here to better us, so we are a little behind. All am saying is we have tap water and we waste water in showers just like the rest of you.

If you are going to make a vague statement, do what I do and say this is just your stupid opinion and not something that has been researched and accepted. For what its worth some of the richest people in Kenya made their start in Kibera and some actually still live there. Kibera is separated into two the extremely wealthy, like say a former president’s apartment complex and the extremely poor, who are the people mostly exploited to show how we still leave in hovels.

Well, I feel relieved after getting that off my chest.

Happy Purple Monday. ๐Ÿ˜€


Purple Monday.

You just know something ticked me off and I have to share…

Cici Fact – Love me stupid


You hit me once

I hit you back

You gave a kick

I gave a slap

You smashed a plate

Over my head

Then I set fire to our bed

“Kiss with a fist”

Florence + The Machine


Cici Fact

Ahh love….

Can we get this past you?

mr bean smart

I like itย  when I figure out things from movies that directors hide like the world SEX in lion king – I never actually saw this until YouTube – well let me blow your mind with what I figured out.

Have you watched A Million Ways To Die In The West?- Just a side bar, there really were a million and one ways to die in the west, scary times I tell you .


Anyway, when Albert Stark (Seth MacFarlane), is captured by the Indians before the main gun fight with Clinch (Liam Neeson) and they are kind of giving him advice in native Indian – I don’t know what there language is called *forgive me* – Albert says this line, “Shikilia tako” and its translated to, “Please untie me”. In reality “Shikilia tako” is a swahilli term that translates to “Hold ass”. HA!

Did I blow your mind? ๐Ÿ˜› If not I found it hilarious so again, HA! Am not even sure if am right but you know what I will celebrate my self delusions, thank you very much!


Purple Monday

Couldn’t be red, it’s freaking Monday.

Cici Fact – Hold That Thought

Just please don’t say you love me,

‘Cause I might not say it back.

Gabrielle Aplin.

“Please don’t say you love me”

Why Kids are Crazy…Nowadays!!

You remember your childhood, when toys were cute and fluffy? You know teddy bears, bratz, barbies, a Ferby – which were creepy still – and all other cutesy toys. Well that is not the world today.

WTF is this?


How is this something you give your children? Then you start taking your kids to therapy that you just don’t know what you did wrong. This is what you are doing wrong!!


Really, think before you buy somethings…


Hump Day.

Weird facts… ugh! Just feeding you craps that’s in my head!