Cat Lady…


A friend of mine sent me this, with the caption, “This is so you!” I was going to be angry and pout but I realized it totally is me and I love cats! But, Dear Friend, you still owe me a red velvet with vanilla and oreo frosting for this almost insult!


Hump Day.

Weird facts you don’t want to know but I’ll tell you anyway.


Tumultuous Relationship Age

Your 20’s will be filled with crazy, uncertainty, wildness and the best times of your life. If your 20’s sucked then you, my dear, did something wrong.  It should be the age where you have no idea if you are in a relationship, you are in love with at least 3 celebrities, and you have had at least one revenge against an ex.

Take me for example, am against everything relationships, but I still want to be in one at least for a while. Am in a maybe it’s a relationship but then again maybe it’s not. There was a point I had dates everyday with different people – okay that was because I was getting free food. But simply, all I mean is you should be confused with your relationships in your 20’s otherwise you are missing out.

It should be a time when you have considered crazy like stalking or committing a crime of passion,because of how unstable you are. Well, maybe that’s just me.jealous-girlfriend

So share with me your crazy 20’s am sure most of us at least have a crazy ex or is the crazy ex.




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Weird Facts you don’t want to know but I’ll tell you anyway.


Flavoured coffee + Women = Hyper Activity

People always wonder how women are always so hyper – I will assume all women are cause that way it reduces the probability that I have a problem. Well it’s cause unlike you, men, who pretend that you are too manly to drink flavored coffee and want it straight black, we drink overly sugared caffeinated drinks.

Take Caffe Mocha/Mochaccino – aka my drink of choice –  for example, caffeine + chocolate + more sugar. It’s a sugar high waiting to happen. After about a cup, or 3 if you are me, of this you are like a demon child. Talking a million words per minute and sitting still is a concept you have never heard of.

Moral of this rather un-angry rant, men, drink flavored coffee, since you can’t beat us join US! Women are never in the wrong!!



Hump Day.

Weird facts you don’t want to know but I’ll tell you anyway.

Cici Fact – Junk Food

Peanut Butter + Margarine + White Bread = Cake tasting snack

I discovered this by accident yesterday while looking for an 11 o’clock snack. Try it and tell me what you think.


Cici Facts.

Truth by Cici standards.

Pizza Hut in the Building

Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!

Okay so I really shouldn’t be this excited about another foreign business coming into Kenya and stealing away all our business.(#secondwaveofcolonization)But come on its Pizza and so much more.

On my way to work today I saw the beautiful Red from the bus window and lets just say I freaked. Possibly drooled a little as well. As a connoisseur of everything junk food, I can’t wait to go taste everything they got. But also from a business stand point I have to ask is this really a good move?

Kenyans have the habit of loving something for the first few months then we get bored. Examples, KFC, Coldstone, Dominos, Teriyaki and all the others I’ve been to most of them at least once and haven’t gone back again. Reasons, location, price and I have to be out of my pj’s to go. So really all the best Pizza Hut, I will be visiting you as soon as 5 o’clock gets here.



Hump day.

Weird facts you don’t wan’t to know but I’ll tell you anyway.


I object, do you?

Have you ever gone  to google to search the meaning of a word? What am I saying, of course you have. Anyway, objection number one on the list Urban Dictionary.  Simple things made icky. So I went to search the meaning of “La Cucaracha” cause I wanted to  use it in one of my articles and lets just say I lost my appetite and for me thats huge. I LOVE FOOD!

It is one of those sites that is weirdly disgusting but you cant stop reading.

PS Don’t go to urban dictionary if you are weak stomached.

Number two, LIZARDS! I know they do more good than harm but come on, they are icky! One went into my bathroom in November and I haven’t gone back in there yet. Right now there’s one in my room and I’ve been sleeping on my couch ever since.

Am spineless! Hanging my head in shame 😦

Any way its a new year so lets start with more love than Rants… Yeah Right!! :’D


Hump Day…

Weird facts you don’t want to know but I’ll tell you anyway.

I knew it was bad…

So am kind of obsessed with fitness, mostly having abs, thus I watch a lot of videos and read a lot, on what to eat and not to eat. Yes, I follow like 10% of the advice 😛 but its working-ish. Anyway, one thing I’ve always been against was whole wheat bread. It tastes bad and empty. So I don’t eat it no matter how many people tell me its good for me. I was looking through some websites and this nutritionist made my day. WHOLE WHEAT BREAD IS BAD!!! According to Isabel De Los Rios, (isn’t her name awesome, sounds like a town you go to party), of Beyond Diet, it actually makes you add weight! Its a long explanation so check it out yourself by visiting her site:

The point of this post is to gloat that my taste buds are awesome… And since that goal is accomplished 😀 Have yourself a great Purple Monday!


(image: dailyjamesfitnessblog)

Purple Monday…

Painting Monday blues, purple. Couldn’t be red, Its Monday!