‘Cause I’ve had my heart
And I promised I would never let me hurt anymore
But I tore down my walls
And opened my doors
And made room for one
So, baby, I’m yours
Happiness can be attained after hurt.
You hit me once
I hit you back
You gave a kick
I gave a slap
You smashed a plate
Over my head
Then I set fire to our bed
“Kiss with a fist”
Florence + The Machine
How you gon’ ask me bout your hair, girl, when I bought it?
Little Mix ft Sean Paul
Hair extension jokes now? Rude! Hilariously rude!
So I have this theory of why more women enjoy classical music than men. Simple fact; Cartoons! Especially if you were an avid watcher of Fairy Tales. Barbie, for example, has all the major symphonies ever made. I think its the sneaky way to get kids out of loving other kinds of music that parents think are inappropriate. These cartoons make kids start appreciating ballet and classical music before they even know what music is.
I was a girly girl growing up and fairy tales were all I would watch. Disney and Mattel should pay me dividends for how many times I watched their movies. Growing up all I wanted to do was ballet and of course get a castle, but then reality struck and I realized am in Africa and ballet and castles are not in the market.
My family used to wonder about me a lot. I was this scrawny 8 year old kid who would hum Mozart, Beethoven and Bach while dancing around the living room. It is no wonder that when I took a music class in college I aced it cause all the classical musicians the lecturer was playing I knew them from childhood.
So back to my original point, stupid ADD 😛 , women are just more susceptible to liking classical music because of what we were given to watch as kids. Its legal brainwashing from a tender age.
Classical music and doughnuts what a way to start the week.
Just please don’t say you love me,
‘Cause I might not say it back.
“Please don’t say you love me”
If you have heard this song, “Calvin Harris & Disciples – How deep is your love” raise your hand…
YouTube comments are usually offensive and kinda sexist but for this video they were mostly funny if you exclude the pervy ones. Anyway, Gigi Hadid is featured in the video and she touches her hair like a million times. Thus bringing us to my fav comments;
“What a nice hair commercial.”
“If you take a shot every time Gigi touches her hair, you will be dead by minute 2.”
Y’all know what is coming next, who wants to try out this moderately insulting drinking game? Its just a day past St. Patricks Day and its the weekend. Let your hair down, we might even make our own hair commercial…
Giving you messed up plans since 2014…
In accordance with the celebration here is one woman most of us admire.
Beyonce, “Run the World.”
Cause y’all know we run this b*c*h!
#OneDayIWill Learn how to cuss!!
PS: Sorry I didn’t post jana -Swahili for yesterday, see you are learning a new language. Diversified Cici!- I was stupidly busy!
Come’s to you due to lazy Mondays