Man Crush Monday – Baby Edition

So you know am not one to aww at baby pics – mostly cause I think my maternal instincts were left somewhere dark and cold to die a very horrible death– diversion aside, sometimes I think I have ADD – see… Okay babies, lack of maternal instincts, oh yes, well now even I couldn’t resist these, how cute are these?



Well, now for the excuse of why these are cute, its the tattoos not the babies, I swear!! 😛


Purple Monday

aka Man Crush Monday… Wooo Hoooo!


Iron Stomachs…

Morning Sickness, another name misleadingly named. It’s not really morning sickness if you get in the morning, noon, night and in between snack time and nap time. Really, all day everyday sickness sounds better.

Okay so am not preggers, have never been preggers and certainly not looking forward to it. But as a lady I pretty much get this symptoms whether I am or not. I think its the body’s way of punishing us for all the cake we eat – or at least I do.

Another question? Why are most men queasy about all female talk. Aren’t you supposed to be MEN with iron stomachs! If I were you I would contemplate apologizing to a woman near you and telling her she is a Queen for her strength.

Well bad advice given, Adieu!



Purple Monday

Couldn’t be red, it’s Monday.

What is Office wear?

susie-styles_what-not-to-wear-to-a-christmas-work-party_edith-head-quoteSo today me and a couple others at the office got a good talking to about our dressing. Am a hippie, emo with a lot of old world thrown in type of person . What this means is that am addicted to florals and extremely bright colors with a little black here and there. So really what is office wear?

Apparently, according to my bosses color and patterns are not corporate enough. I should wear blacks, greys and blues and generally unhappy colors and prints to be dressed up enough to pass inspection.

How is color and print a bad thing? I work as a marketing specialist, you would think being bright was a good thing, right?

So people anyone want to give me advice on how to be dull and grey?


Purple Monday.

Couldn’t be red, its Monday.


The lost generation…

My generation used to be called the lost ones but I think the next one is more lost. Saturday morning TV is usually about kids and last Saturday was no difference. During an interview session with a primary school, a young boy was asked who their favourite singer was and why. His response, “ Vybz Kartel. Because I like his character and his my role model.”

WTF!! For those who don’t know who Vybz is, he is a riddims singer, and if you don’t no what riddims are they are a more naked version of reggae.

So anyway Vybz, this is him.


This is your kids role model. No offense meant to Mr. Kartel but really??? drug charges, illegal firearms found in his house and last year, he was sentenced to life in prison for murder, and this is your kids role model? Ok, so he is trying to appeal this ruling but where there’s smoke… Parents, child lock on TV is your friend!


Purple Monday…

Painting Monday blues, purple. Couldn’t be red, Its Monday!

Why you should always kick a man when his down?

I know that a lot of people out there subscribe to the notion that you should always fight fair, but I would like to call the BS meter on this! You know how in every book or movie there’s always that moment when the hero or heroine is being wailed on by the antagonist and they get a break,beat on the bad guy a little and then decide to flee? But its futile because the bad guy always recovers and opens a whole can of nasty on them?

Well, if they all subscribed to the notion of kicking a man while his down,that would never have happened and probably, they would have saved that guy who shouldn’t have died because of them. So today’s weird rant is coming to you because I read the books King and Tyrant by T. M Frazier. If you haven’t read them yet, you need to. STAT!!! A dark romance with a little, or in this case, moderately a lot of blood and disturbing situations. So really, perfection in around 250 pages of a master piece! Plus you will love Preppy!


Any who, before I end this rant, I urge you to remember always kick them while they are down…


Purple Monday…

Painting Monday blues, purple. Couldn’t be red, Its Monday!

Now what?

Happy man crush Monday!! I know I have been a little MIA from blogging but it wasn’t because I wanted to. It’s because of the societal pressures put on young graduates like myself – You know I had to flaunt the fact that I just wasted four years of my life so that I could get a piece of paper 😛 – Anyway since excuse is now  given, onto my rant for today…

After four years in a campus, being yelled at by lecturers about stupid courses that you could really give less of a crap about. You get to this point! A degree holder with stars in their eyes ready to take on the world…


Two weeks later after applying for jobs and getting not even one email, phone call or text back, you start to wonder? What now? A broke college graduate with little to no capital to start your own business, and banks being the snobs that they are! Shouldn’t you just give up and go back to college for another almost as useless piece of paper? At least then you can live in sweatpants and no one will judge you!

I know am jumping the gun on this since its only been two weeks, but after the horror stories from some of my friends who have been out for years am starting to freak. So really now what?


Purple Monday…

Painting Monday blues, purple. Couldn’t be red, Its Monday!

It’s over!!!!!

After 4 years at the University, I can finally see the end to all the studying, exams, assignments and lectures. 4 years of my life for a piece of paper that ascertains that I am qualified for an office job that will be bore me out of mind. 4 years of classes, running after lecturers, overnight studying and “tear my hair out” exam stress. IT IS FINALLY OVER! Just have to keep it up for 4 more weeks and hope the lectures give me good grades to not mess up my GPA. Am graduating, Am graduating, Am graduating! (that is me singing and dancing in excitement 😀 ). I tried on that graduation gown, and doesn’t it remind you of Harry Porter. I felt like a wizard almost took it home with me. AND my year book photo.. OMG my face looks so fat!! Anyway AM DONE!! and that is all that matters.



Purple Monday…

Painting Monday blues, purple. Couldn’t be red, Its Monday!