What is Office wear?

susie-styles_what-not-to-wear-to-a-christmas-work-party_edith-head-quoteSo today me and a couple others at the office got a good talking to about our dressing. Am a hippie, emo with a lot of old world thrown in type of person . What this means is that am addicted to florals and extremely bright colors with a little black here and there. So really what is office wear?

Apparently, according to my bosses color and patterns are not corporate enough. I should wear blacks, greys and blues and generally unhappy colors and prints to be dressed up enough to pass inspection.

How is color and print a bad thing? I work as a marketing specialist, you would think being bright was a good thing, right?

So people anyone want to give me advice on how to be dull and grey?


Purple Monday.

Couldn’t be red, its Monday.



Pizza Hut in the Building

Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!

Okay so I really shouldn’t be this excited about another foreign business coming into Kenya and stealing away all our business.(#secondwaveofcolonization)But come on its Pizza and so much more.

On my way to work today I saw the beautiful Red from the bus window and lets just say I freaked. Possibly drooled a little as well. As a connoisseur of everything junk food, I can’t wait to go taste everything they got. But also from a business stand point I have to ask is this really a good move?

Kenyans have the habit of loving something for the first few months then we get bored. Examples, KFC, Coldstone, Dominos, Teriyaki and all the others I’ve been to most of them at least once and haven’t gone back again. Reasons, location, price and I have to be out of my pj’s to go. So really all the best Pizza Hut, I will be visiting you as soon as 5 o’clock gets here.



Hump day.

Weird facts you don’t wan’t to know but I’ll tell you anyway.


The last witch hunter. Can’t wait to go see this. Am kinda embarrassed that I haven’t already. Vin Diesel in a fantasy action movie, gasp! So original! 😛 Will definitely see it for the man candy and the supernatural. Plus VIN DIESEL!!!

As an added bonus, Ciara’s version of the Rolling Stones “Paint it black” for the movie. Loving it. Hope you like is as much as I did.


Hump Day…

Weird facts you don’t want to know but I’ll tell you anyway.


For those who are addicted to YouTube like me, am sure you have come across a number of messed up cartoons. If you haven’t, I sure do have a treat for you. Batmetal. I was going to describe a little about it but I think I should let you go blindly into it. Makes your reaction to it so much funnier.  Enjoy or Shudder its up to you…

and  of course there’s a part two,


Weekend Update.

Giving you messed up plans for the weekend…


This is a weird topic but I had to bring it up, BDSM, primarily spanking. If you were raised in most parts of Africa this is the kink you will have most issues with. Reasons, we were beaten almost everyday for every conceived slight. Late for school? The teacher beats. Failed a class? The teacher beats you or depending on your parents, your patents too. So there is simply no way to associate pain and sexy fun.


Hump Day…

Weird facts you don’t want to know but I’ll tell you anyway.

Secrets of international toilets.

Australian toilets flush counter clockwise. Africa has probably the highest number of pit latrines. Japan, highest number of technological forward toilets. India needs more toilets. Kenya has something called flying toilets, which is pretty disgusting.


Cici Facts

Truth by Cici standards.