Why do men have to be such babies?

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Ughh! I get so annoyed when I have to deal with sexist egotistical stupid men who believe they know better than you just because of your gender. Small issues will annoy the crap out me. Take this instance for example; we live or work together, we have tea, you bring the cup to the sink and simply put it there for me to wash! WTF! You couldn’t spend the 3 seconds it needed just to rinse it out. Am supposed to be happy that you actually took the “initiative” to take the bloody cup you used to the kitchen. I applaud your domestic god prowess!

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I asked a man one day who he thought he left the dishes there for, and he said you cause you are the lady! I asked the same guy if he would do the same thing if he was married, and the dumbass said yes, cause why else is he getting married. What the ever living fudge! I might be making a mountain out of a molehill, but cmon! Why is it that just because I was born without a “third leg” I get to do all the crap you think you are above.

I met this lady once who told me her husband would rather wait till midnight, if she comes in that late, than cook dinner. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? So one day she decides to come in after she’d eaten in town and went directly to sleep. The “Husband”- I put it in quotes because in my opinion, a real husband wouldn’t be this dumb – went to ask her what he was supposed to eat, like she controls his stomach, she simply told him, “Whatever you think babe, cause I already ate thanks.” From then on he cooks anytime his wife can’t. Lesson Learnt!!

Am just saying it is sexy to help out your lady. Not by simply picking up your socks from the living room floor, but by putting in a realย  effort. Come on show you got stones!

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Cici.
Hump Day.
Cause men flipping annoyed me today…

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Happy International Womens Day

In accordance with the celebration here is one woman most of us admire.

Beyonce, “Run the World.”

Cause y’all know we run this b*c*h!

#OneDayIWill Learn how to cuss!!

PS: Sorry I didn’t post jana -Swahili for yesterday, see you are learning a new language. Diversified Cici!- I was stupidly busy!

Cici.

Bonus Tuesday.

Come’s to you due to lazy Mondays

Mordern Man Woes..

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Okay I feel like I’ve been ignoring the men even though I am a great campaigner for your rights. Well, today I stand with you again.

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You have been oppressed and denied the one thing that was a great source of distraction in your everyday lives. When you could turn your head at the sound of that click, click, click on the halls, and just know the view on the way will be awesome. If you still don’t have a clue what am talking about, am talking about women in heels.

For shame women! You have adopted to wearing flats, sneakers and sandals to work. Where did the heels go? The office was one of the only places it was assured women will be in heels. Flat shoes though comfortable don’t give that curvature that heels will give.

Okay so am not in the heel wearing club, I like my bones where they are. But really we should try going back to traditional footwear for the office. For the men… ๐Ÿ˜›

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(Images: jpgclog.com, Connie &Isabella)

Cici.

Hump Day.

Weird facts you don’t want to know but I’ll tell you anyway…

Iron Stomachs…

Morning Sickness, another name misleadingly named. It’s not really morning sickness if you get in the morning, noon, night and in between snack time and nap time. Really, all day everyday sickness sounds better.

Okay so am not preggers, have never been preggers and certainly not looking forward to it. But as a lady I pretty much get this symptoms whether I am or not. I think its the body’s way of punishing us for all the cake we eat – or at least I do.

Another question? Why are most men queasy about all female talk. Aren’t you supposed to be MEN with iron stomachs! If I were you I would contemplate apologizing to a woman near you and telling her she is a Queen for her strength.

Well bad advice given, Adieu!

Cici.


 

Purple Monday

Couldn’t be red, it’s Monday.

Flavoured coffee + Women = Hyper Activity

People always wonder how women are always so hyper – I will assume all women are cause that way it reduces the probability that I have a problem. Well it’s cause unlike you, men, who pretend that you are too manly to drink flavored coffee and want it straight black, we drink overly sugared caffeinated drinks.

Take Caffe Mocha/Mochaccino – aka my drink of choice –ย  for example, caffeine + chocolate + more sugar. It’s a sugar high waiting to happen. After about a cup, or 3 if you are me, of this you are like a demon child. Talking a million words per minute and sitting still is a concept you have never heard of.

Moral of this rather un-angry rant, men, drink flavored coffee, since you can’t beat us join US! Women are never in the wrong!!

(image: caffecoffea.com)

Cici.

Hump Day.

Weird facts you don’t want to know but I’ll tell you anyway.

Just cause I love Garfield…

imagesAnd I might be a little bit in love with Jim Davis work…

Cici.

Hump Day…

Weird facts you don’t want to know but I’ll tell you anyway.

How dumb is your man?

So am starting a new segment called, “How dumb is your man?” Am just gonna post odd facts I hear or read on the internet, the radio, the guard at my apartment block, you know everywhere!! ๐Ÿ˜› So lets begin…

Sometimes it’s good to listen to local news. Apparently, a survey conducted on Kenyan men and their use of contraceptives showed that 75% of them did NOT know how to use condoms. Most of the research findings are not suited for innocent minds like mine but I’ll still state them. ๐Ÿ˜› It is so bad that sometimes they forget the condoms in you know… hint hint!! So my question is simple, how dumb is your man? Hope they ain’t in this 75% pile…

PS: Please do not shoot the messenger, these are not qualified facts, am just reporting!

Cici.

Hump Day…

Weird facts you don’t want to know but I’ll tell you anyway.