Hi! Mini Rant straight ahead…


So its been a while since I’ve even opened my blog, can’t say I have a good enough reason for being away but maybe my creative juices have been dry. But today I felt a need to say something thanks to YouTube comments.

This is going to be a mini rant on Racism be warned.

Okay, first check out this video;

Then I highlight a few comments;




Hmmm, makes you wonder doesn’t it…

  • Wait, 86% of rape will reduce just by vaporizing all black people? How come no one else has thought of this before. The world will be a Utopia without black people. Lets start the witch hunt, where did I put my pitchfork and match sticks.
  • Black people have a low IQ. Awesome. All those black people with awards, PhD and honor degrees you were conned, return them immediately to the source.
  • Women with 6 to 8 children from 6 to 8 different men. Wow! I am missing alot of my family member. Dear http://www.familytree.com, Where is my family?


According to these people, blacks are evil incarnate and we should all be locked into one continent where we can harm ourselves as much as we want.We are promiscuous, dumb, thieves and beggars and we should all be rounded up, put in a boat and sent on back to wherever we came from.

I just can’t understand the racist beliefs some people hold. It’s simplistic thinking to typecast an entire race based on the doings of a small portion. Yes, black people complain about slavery but they have a right to since it happened to them and their ancestors and because of that the vast majority of countries that were enslaved have low economic growth hence all the aid they are given by economic giants cause they are neighborly and to boost relations cause they might have resources that they don’t.

If you ship all black people to Africa and as Africans we unite and refuse your imports where would you get a market? The all white continents wont be richer and safer now, huh? Cause no market means no money, no money means a rise in crime rate, which means you would have jumped from the frying pan to the fire.

I still believe we should bring back some Old Testament kind of punishments for people who spew hate that might be construed as facts by others.

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Hey guys,

Sorry for coming back with a rant on eww issues like this but that writing stick hits when you least expect it. Anyway, missed you all so much and I can’t wait to catch up with you all.



Kenyans: Ugliest People in Africa.

So am just finding this out right now. Apparently without my knowledge and that of many people in Kenya, we have been named – TWICE – the ugliest people in Africa. Excuse me a minute…


Where was I when this was being decided? My vote matters.

Let me just give you a peek at whats being said;

Women from the Kikuyu community have small legs, totally no figures, and a little
exaggerated heads. They lack good behinds and those who have them look like inflated
balloons.They are shaped like pyramids turned upside down.A big upper frame and an almost invisible lower bit.

Am Kikuyu – well half but lets not go there- so am flipping offended that am apparently am an over turned pyramid and have a small exaggerated head. What are we? Reverse bubble heads!!Ā  Just to clarify IĀ  am well proportionate with a normal head. Thank you very much!!

Just a glimpse at some Kenyans who are kicking ass in the beauty department:

None of these women have bleached their skin, FYI! So look for some other judgemental crap to pile on us!

So what do you think, are we the ugliest in Africa?


Purple Monday

I want to know what number South Africa was since it gave these results…




Portrayal of Africa…

When you hear Africa what comes to your mind?

Is it this?


Or this?thika super highway

Cause the two pictures are from the same country.

I don’t know if its just me but I hate how Africa is portrayed in the media. And by media, I don’t just mean the news, though they are up there in the “I’ll burn your studio down cause you know nothing about us” category. I mean photographs, books, in music, basically everywhere. I read this book once and the author, not naming names, was doing a piece with the setting in Uganda, and she literally wrote that in the whole town – Uganda is a country not a town – there was only one hotel and it was the only place they could charge their satellite phone. SATELLITE PHONE! Are you kidding me? I get a signal in my bathroom.

Really does everyone out of Africa believe this is how we live?


or this?



Cause again they are both in the same country.

Am I saying that the first images don’t really happen and that we all live in ten thousand sq/ft houses with pools? Fudge no! I live in an apartment with my mom and we most definitely don’t have a pool or an elevator for that matter, hence why am this skinny. Stupid stairs! But where in the world does that really happen. Am just saying stop saying we still walk bare foot on dirt roads, have no electricity and we live with Simba in our back yard. I’ve seen a lion maybe once or twice and it wasn’t in the tree at the back of my house but in an animal orphanage and in Lion King!


(whoever was the author of this images, sorry but IĀ  couldn’t find who to credit)

Purple Monday.

Couldn’t be red, it’s Monday!


This is a weird topic but I had to bring it up, BDSM, primarily spanking. If you were raised in most parts of Africa this is the kink you will have most issues with. Reasons, we were beaten almost everyday for every conceived slight. Late for school? The teacher beats. Failed a class? The teacher beats you or depending on your parents, your patents too. So there is simply no way to associate pain and sexy fun.


Hump Day…

Weird facts you don’t want to know but I’ll tell you anyway.

Secrets of international toilets.

Australian toilets flush counter clockwise. Africa has probably the highest number of pit latrines. Japan, highest number of technological forward toilets. India needs more toilets. Kenya has something called flying toilets, which is pretty disgusting.


Cici Facts

Truth by Cici standards.

Cry for help…

As a people, we like to bury our heads so far in the ground, trying to pretend that the problems we have, are something else. The answer might be staring at you right in your face but we just assume it will fix itself and ignore it. No matter how much a cry for help we might offer, our pleas are laughed away like it is nothing but just a joke or something that came with the boat.

I might not be as old or as experienced as the people around me, or even my peers but I understand that, even if you sweep the problem under the rug, it will just keep growing and explode in your face. Most are afraid to speak out, to show emotion, to show that they have a problem.

It shouldn’t be hard to say am not better. That I need help. To speak out and just say I need someone. The burden carried is too heavy for just me. But we are society that likes to hide. To close our eyes and just say, its not there. But, we all need a light bulb moment. We need to understand that the excuse,its a white mans disease, is not sufficient.

Am haunted by the ghost of a past I wasted. By a present where I crave company, but seek solitude to hide away my difference. By a future that is too far away, out of reach and blanketed by a mist. I cannot see past today and even today is fuzzy. I want out. Of this life of my ghosts, of the depression, of the self hate, of the emptiness.

Am scared shitless of what might happen if I were to lose the fight. They say its good to know yourself and your reactions but you know what, eff you! I know what my reactions will be and they will not be the pretty psycho babble you preach. It will be devastation, it will be pain, it will be blood.

I need an out. We all need an out. Before the voices, begin to sound right.


Hump Day…

Weird facts you don’t want to know but I’ll tell you anyway.

How dumb is your man?

So am starting a new segment called, “How dumb is your man?” Am just gonna post odd facts I hear or read on the internet, the radio, the guard at my apartment block, you know everywhere!! šŸ˜› So lets begin…

Sometimes it’s good to listen to local news. Apparently, a survey conducted on Kenyan men and their use of contraceptives showed that 75% of them did NOT know how to use condoms. Most of the research findings are not suited for innocent minds like mine but I’ll still state them. šŸ˜› It is so bad that sometimes they forget the condoms in you know… hint hint!! So my question is simple, how dumb is your man? Hope they ain’t in this 75% pile…

PS: Please do not shoot the messenger, these are not qualified facts, am just reporting!


Hump Day…

Weird facts you don’t want to know but I’ll tell you anyway.